Wednesday, December 31, 2008
2009 Predictions
The blogger with many visions™ is very close to publishing his predictions for 2009. The photo is a teaser of things to come. The there for 2009: "...and now the people who caused the problem(s) have been put in charge of solving it."
(1) Christopher "Countrywide" Dodd will escape any MSM scrutiny regarding his role in the banking collapse.
Dodd is just playing against the clock until Obama is sworn in. He will also avoid, like his ethically challenged colleague Charlie "Tax Skat" Rangel, any formal congressional censure. Glenn Reynolds continues to follow this story at Instapundit. Dodd is up for re-election in 2010 and the people of Connecticut will send this rotund, obtuse and ethically challenged mooncalf back to the Senate with 60% of the vote.
(2) The people of New Jersey, Michigan, and California will continue to elect the same DEM leadership that has successfully engineered higher-than-national unemployment rates, taxes, and poverty. California will declare bankruptcy in 2009.
(3) General Motors and Chrysler, under the auspices of the Car Czar and using our hard-earned tax dollars, will build "The Pelosi" and it will be the equivalent of "The Homer". Obama, under pressure from the unions, will enact Hoover like tariffs and all Americans will be forced to purchase "The Pelosi".
(4) The unemployment rate will hit 20% by the end of Q4 and it will be accompanied by rampant inflation.
(5) The FDA will approve a drug to treat the "tingle and thrill" in the leg of Chris Matthews.
(6) Obama will determine that newspapers like the NY TIMES are too big to fail.
(7) The Fairness Doctrine will pass and it will extend to the INTERNET.
(8) Melissa Etheridge will pay her taxes but Charlie "Tax Skat" Rangel will write a new loophole to circumvent his.
(9) Liberals, despite BIG gains in 2009, will still be miserable and their assault on values (religion) will reach a fever pitch.
(10) Iran will strike Israel and it will cause an international conflagration involving Russia.
(11) GOOGLE will help draft policy in the B. Hussein Obama administration and it will be influenced by Al Gore and Jimmy Carter.
(12) The US will look more like Soviet Russia of the 1950's but Pelosi, Clinton, Reid, and Obama will still live fabulously.
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