Haircuts. We also do...haircuts

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is such a bizarre show. It's a macabre affair a couple of notches below Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Captain K'nuckles and Flapjack live inside a whale named Bubbie. In Knot Funny (Episode 9) Flapjack is practicing for the knot festival by using Bubbie's entrails as rope/string. Burgoyne introduced me to the show.

Speaking of General Burgoyne...

I'm looking at him now all wrapped up in a Wall•E fleece blanket and these lyrics just wafted into my head.

Now I told you my reasons for the whole revival
Now I'm going outside to have an ice cold beer in the shade
Oh, I'm going to listen to my 45's
Ain't it wonderful to be alive
When the rock 'n' roll plays, yeah
When the memory stays, yeah
I'm keeping the faith

I quote this song every every summer.

Part 2
Burgoyne spent the day brooding because his MapleStory character got a bad haircut. The bad dew occurred after he completed a quest and was given a coupon for a free hairstyle. He wasn't given a choice of hairstyles and ended up with the Rock Lee special.

I spent the afternoon trying to find a remedy for this hairy disaster. I eventually found some product to remediate the situation. I also learned during my research that this tragedy has cut others.

In order to sweep up the clippings of this hair-themed weekend post I conclude with some more lines from the song I quoted earlier...

We wore matador boots
Only Flagg Brothers had them with the Cuban heel
Iridescent socks with the same color shirt
And a tight pair of chinos
Oh, I put on my shark skin jacket
You know the kind with the velvet collar
And ditty-bop shades, oh yeah
I took a fresh pack of Luckies and a mint called Sen-Sen
My old man's Trojans and his Old Spice after shave
Oh, I combed my hair in a pompadour
Like the rest of the Romeos wore a permanent wave, yeah
We were keeping the faith
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, keeping the faith

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