...this time it was a dream!

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I'm sitting in my 1st class upgrade when old Pinch Sulzberger sits next to me wearing a cardigan with a new iPod clipped to it. He has a fancy leather attache case (very expensive and very worn). As he sits back I peak at his iPod display and see that lil ditty by John Mayer playing called Waiting On The World To Change.

And when you trust your television
What you get is what you got
Cause when they own the information, oh
They can bend it all they want

This part makes Pinch smile (or maybe it's just flatulence) because he knows that his little publication isn't the one John Mayer is singing about. Pinch is committed to the cause and he's made sure his staff rolls out its own version of the truth everyday.

He smiles again. Mayer makes him feel young...makes him feel like he's still fighting the good fight.

Forty minutes after take-off old Pinch is walking back from the lavatory and just as he turns to sit I notice some toilet paper stuck to his pants.

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